Split Personality | Phineas and Ferb Wiki | Fandom That was better than rehearsal! Come in, get trapped, listen to my back story: When I was a child, I grew flabby, which made me want to make the Fitness Equipment Lock-inator. Everything here is so old, wet, and small." It WAS more dramatic. Come on, guess. They walk away, leaving Ferb alone with his thoughts. The giraffe is waiting outside. I, which is right after H. Candace: Mom! But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-o-Rama, then she'll have to believe me! Your secret agent training has taught you to squint well, my nemesis, but you can't fight the power of these pathetic, pleading eyes! If you count Stacy, I'm triple booked! [rounding another corner, becoming again muffled]. I didn't expect him to be so scary. ", "Phineas: [with Ferb searching the movie theater basement] Who knew looking for mummies would be so much fun?" Candace: Mom Mom, look what Phineas and Ferb are doing. I hear about you all the time. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today! Heinz Doofenshmirtz 3. However, in the episode "Sleepwalk Surprise" where Phineas and Ferb invent the game of Jetpack Volleyball, Jeremy can't believe how good Ferb is at serving. Soccer Player #1: It's not whether you score the goal, it's how good you look while kicking the ball. I tried to make the most of every day, but now the years just seem misspent What might have been. [pans back to see lots of palm trees]. Ahhhhh! Since when are you a doctor? Romeo is alone! "Phineas and Ferb", Candace Gertrude's quote: "You guys are so busted." I was born in Memphis. You guys are good with wires and gadgets and stuff. Phineas: Alright crew, prepare to set sail on the hunt of a lifetime! Phineas: So Ferb, what should we do today? Phineas: Cool. Stubbings: Yes, delightful, Master Charles. And getting your whittling patch is SO exciting! Yes we did, but Phineas: I THOUGHT I detected a hint of western lowland gorilla. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. I love it! [Candace punches her handbag] That's it! Uh, that doesn't leave me much time for, you know, the trapping and the fighting; so, instead, I built this - the Trip-to-the-Desert-inator! On one hand, if you go with the a-chromatic pink, it kind of says, "Hi, I'm Candace, and I'm bedraggled and pallid." What? Norm: That's right. I have to watch every penny. Mitch: Not even you can stop me from becoming the cutest being in the universe. I can't really pull that off, can I? Candace: [modeling her outfit] Duh! Carl: Sorry about your friends, Agent P. I'm evil. Phineas: Look, they've started their own over-priced coffee franchise that's so 90's. Ferb: A hero's a hero, but everyone loves a great villain. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the platypus, as usual your timing is uncanny. The recipe was first created by my great grandmother, Gretel Doofenshmirtz, who passed it down to my grandpa, Jose Doofenshmirtz - weird story there - then he passed it down to my mom, who passed it down to Roger! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I thought this was going to be a special extended episode! Happy? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. Ferb: And she seems to have acquired an upper class Drusselsteinian speech pattern. [Doofenschmirtz and Major Monogram are clapped in a metal barrel]. Bulavolus: She was not a nurturer. It's going to send you to the desert, and I can get on with my day. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, Perry the Platypus, the claws are off now! Candace: [after the coaster dumbs her off] Phineas, when mom see's you that built a haunted house is the back yard with werewolves and vampires and a giant, floating baby! Postwoman: I'm sorry, it is unlawful for a postal carrier to deliver any envelope or parcel into the hands of anyone except the intended recipient as indicated in the address column of said envelope or parcel. version: 2, Ferb: Actually, lads, I'm not a Brit or a Yank, I'm just Ferb. Yes, it takes a mature adult such as myself to know that there is no such thing as gggg- bigfoot! Phineas: Wow! } Phineas Flynn, "Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extricate ourselves from THIS, the most complicated trap ever devised by man or child, a computer-controlled tower so fiendishly clever that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane!" Candace: [takes the picture back] Uh, what do you mean? Phineas Flynn: I bet everyone we know saw it. And now we have a two-ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 miles an hour directly at us! Hulk Baljeet comes to save Iron Man. Phineas: Hi, Candace. Mom: [surprised] Candace, why are you covered in mud? Phineas: Wealth, fame, glory, money, and the preservation of semi-mystical historical treasures - but we'll settle for hot fudge sundaes. That is hardcore. We small band of brothers - and girl from across the street. [on headphones, Mom listens intently to her Learn to Speak French instruction recording while Phineas and friends prepare to leave Earth in Meap's spaceship]. Baljeet: [on contractions] You are amputating two perfectly good words and stitching them together. Baljeet: I hope they do not void the sanitation system. Read these Paris Geller quotes to know her better. Now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eatcha! We need you to infiltrate Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and have a little look-see. new TWTR.Widget({ Lindana: You know, I coulda gotten in the trunk, like, a block away instead of when you first picked me up at my house. The fez was weird, though. Toy Store Owner: Fantastic. Isabella: [seeing Dr. Phineastein and Ferbgor] What'cha doin'? We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall. You stay here, little girl, it might get ugly. But I couldnt have asked for a better one than Ferb. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, I'm starting to remember why I replaced you and put you in storage. It looks just like Candace. Candace: Okay, you two, I'm in charge and I'm gonna lay down some rules! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: What? I've come to set the record straight. Well, maybe if we just reduce the amount of Ahh Nope, that won't fly either. I can't hear myself gripe. We might have been an item Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: They would have called us "Phinabella.". Agent Double-00: No, that's not how it's said. It's perfect the way it is. Phineas: Hey, Ferb, I can totally see up your nose. Phineas: Oh, no! ", "Phineas: We're dressed like people did in the '50s, y'know, when people dressed like a sitcom from the '70s." Ferb: Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs. What happened back there? Toggle navigation QuotesGram. Baljeet: [getting up] No, sir, Mr. LeMond. Iggy: Young man, there is a bush over there with your name on it. 8 "It All Began On The Day Of My Actual Birth. Mom: [looks closer at the line in the fossil print] Hmm That's not very nice dear. Buford: [recalling his encounter with an alien] Yeah, I was walking out in the woods one night with my lucky tambourine Major Monogram: Agent P, we just got word that Doof may have fired tomorrow's inator today. What's the fastest way I can transfer all my assets into HIS name? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Let's go, go, go, go! He's unpaid. Because he is so often the voice of fact and reason, people tend to believe what he says. Phineas: [uncovering the machine] Behold! Candace: Ugh, never mind. Buford: [sitting on a beach with Candace's id] I don't care what Freud said about your selfish need for satisfaction. So if you two Baljeet: No can do, Phineas. I'm glad you're here. Read these 37 quotes to find out more about this amazing doctor. [sitting down and drawing in the mud] But most of all, I can't believe I'll never get to see Jeremy again. Hours! Phineas: [holding the remote] Hey Ferb, what's the red button for? [chuckles] Meap. [Doofenschmirtz presses the button himself]. Vivian Garcia-Shapiro: [talking normally] Phineas, honey, how are you? "Buford: Prepare to feel the wrath of Buford! Narrator: In a world. We've got one last day of summer, one more day before school has begun. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Say hallo to the platypus secret agent arrival in order to foil my evil plot capture-inator. They're piled up in the halls. Phineas: If by bad, you mean we're stranded in the never-ending, icy-cold, soul-sucking darkness of space? What's the first thing you're going to do at camp, Buford? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [sarcastically] Really? The backstory is what drives an evil scientist. Candace: Mom Mom, look what Phineas and Ferb are doing. It's too bad you didn't get to see her off. Ugh! Dad: I can't remember. Irving: [laughs] She never busts them. Candace: Phineas, where's this rescue party of yours? Read these 48 Stanley Hudson quotes. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: [talks normally while driving out of Danville] What might have been. Candace: Everything Phineas and Ferb build disappears when they're finished, so if I can keep them from finishing the thing they're building, it will never disappear! We we LOVED each other. Vanessa: [seeing a price tag conspicuously dangling from the degree] Anybody with fifteen bucks, they do. But I couldnt have asked for a better one than Ferb. Mom: Oh, Candace, you were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. (Inspirational music and fan shut down abruptly) No, seriously, where is he? Soloist: It's totally over when you hear somebody say Soloist: It's every bit as great as we have advertised. And how cool is space travel. tweets: { Jeremy: [trying to tell Candace why he likes her, in song] All throughout history men fall in love with women. Dad: [opening the window after hearing an engine and a loud horn] Oh, hey boys. Nov 22, 2022 - Explore System's board "Phineas and Ferb", followed by 223 people on Pinterest. Hes more of a man of action." Robin Sharma We have gasoline at $2 a gallon. [Ferb ok's it] Okay, we'll be there. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I have an intense, burning indifference. We are going to make goat vindaloo. Candace: The ocean would be a lot deeper without all those sponges. Phineas: Check it out! Ferb is a man of many mysteries. Grandpa Reg: Ooh, that sounds very exciting, tell me about that. Isabella: Wait a minute, that was a pretty grim ending, don't you think? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well, on the bright side, YOU got in for free, so we'll just split the cost of my ticket, right? Candace: Mom! This is a major breach in protocol; so, give yourself a good slap in the face and get over there. share. ", Ferb Fletcher: "They're the only mammals to lay eggs. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I trusted him and he just cast me aside like a like like an old newspaper. I'd be called Multi-Man! Investigate and stop him at all costs. [propelled into warp-like speed w/ the shot showing Ferb with the remote connected to a powerful battery] Oh yeah! I'm too busy hitting buttons randomly!
Candace Flynn | Phineas and Ferb Wiki | Fandom Can I get you to sign some liability waivers? Isabella: [walking through the jungle] Shelter shelter well, this spot has potential. Spider-Man: Is that one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s? Am I talking too much for you? Ferb: [just looks at her] Candace, we are just kids. There's a perfectly good explanation, though. I'd love to give it a try. Whoop! I've got a speaking part, but it's just this line, so it's pretty much over now. "Phineas and Ferb", "Its no use, its no use, we are doomed! What do you do? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So you're not mad at me for saying I'd rather have a son than a daughter like you? I better call mom. Major Monogram: Doofenshmirtz has recently purchased an inordinate number of chairs. We need to refuel. It's not like I yelled. Baljeet: I am so happy! Clearly, you have mastered the rules of tennis. Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [about miniature city] Heinz, you made a plush model? And now our endless summer is finally coming to an end. ", "Phineas: It's Candace's birthday. I thought I'd bring my favorite camp counselor a 'Phineas Special'. Roger Doofenshmirtz: Well, I've got a city to govern. Time to go. I mean who does this? Baljeet: Oh, oh! Phineas: Just dump it right there like a caged guy in a squirrel costume. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [to Perry] Hey, great costume, that's the bee's knees, or, you know, wings, in this case. Major Monogram: Our sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz is up to something. Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Candace: I'm living in Crazytown. [hangs up] It's a go boys!
25 Phineas and Ferb Quotes for an Unforgettable Summer Baljeet: Wait until they hear about this at psychology camp! Stacy: Did Candace just jump over that fence? And by "predictable", I mean completely um dictable, I guess. You've got to help me! You should have made a reservation yesterday. [a goat bleats off screen] Oh, there is one now! Mom: That's good, Candace. Y-You're burned down to the bone. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Why, yes, yes, it is. That's the plan! Baljeet: How does dangling me from a rope lighten our load? You saved us, Perry the [tinfoil ball crashes into Dr. Doofenshmirtz's building] Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Candace: How did you get so big? You must have noticed how I reinforced the locks but, you know, not the door. Buford: Then I'll just find a nerd and take his underpants. Traffic lights are out all over the city. Well, maybe at a reasonable cost. A teenager went to a park to shoot a vlog but was furious when he saw an elderly lady sitting on a bench. Let's get started on building our mega-mondo Buford: Ah, no can do, dinner bell. Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs. Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Aren't you a little young to be detectives? Make my daughter obey me? Key: Bold - The Ferb quote (Italic) - An action during the scene N/A - Ferb did not speak during episode Rollercoaster Isabella: Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks. Phineas: [looking at the laptop] Oh cool! Repeat, Romeo is alone! [Perry leaves, then returns, wearing a tux but no pants] Actually, I guess it doesn't really specify pants anywhere, so I guess you're okay. "Um, Hello? It's too much, even for me. "'Candace: Phineas! Phineas: [mumbles with his face into the window] A little more warning would be nice. How hard can it be?
Phineas and Ferb Quotes No, no, no. [Phineas and Ferb pull a frozen caveman in the family garage on a toy wagon]. [hears something and turns about] Okay you guys. [Perry's seen wearing a scarf]. What? Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Yes, yes, I know, but I have a surprise for you and I just couldn't wait! That would be fun. And double no! Jim Rohn Sometimes there are no answers. Baljeet: Aw, man! Over the seasons, Phineas and Ferb have created some of the best inventions with just their smarts. Really? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Don't let your ego hit you on the way out! Phineas: Oh, this is Ferb. Uncle Sabu: No, that's just something we say up here to freak out the tourists. Dad: Well, this isn't much of a horror movie. Phineas: Not really. Criminal Minds is a popular crime drama that captivated audiences with its thrilling storylines and complex characters. It get's steeper! I bet it's still on TV. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Keys! He is filled with knowledge, but sometimes he likes to use that knowledge to his advantage (much like the Hogwarts house Ferb would fit into). Candace: [after the globe breaks, she eats a piece] Bubble gum? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [to Perry] I just love giving people nicknames. color: '#FFFFFF' After all, home is where the prisons are. To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Gripping. When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me! Richard Webber, the Chief Medical Officer at Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital, is a highly respected character in the beloved show. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Backstory, backstory, backstory! No? Your hair looks great! We spent the entire afternoon together. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. Adyson Sweetwater: Okay Girls, we've got roughly forty hours to get this backyard in line and set up for the party. In the episode "Vanessessary Roughness," Vanessa first hears his name. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well you know, also groceries. Perry the Platypus: Ctrctrctr [makes a chattering sound with his teeth, usually when in "animal mode"]. Or as I like to call it, my PSAAIOTFMEPC-inator. Perry the Platypus: Ctrctrctr. Phineas: Well, you seem to be working perfectly, so Computer, what is the nicest thing we can do for Mom today. Candace: [talking on her phone about England] Man, Stacey. Looks like I struck a nerve there! "Phineas and Ferb". Candace: Mom says, I'm in charge, conditionally. Phineas: We made it! Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Well, at least it holds together. Phineas: No. Anyone recognize that bad boy? Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! Stacy: Yeah, remember that time in the third grade? We shall not cease till he is found! Ferb Fletcher, 11. I just never told you where it was so you wouldn't pick at it. Dr. Doofenschmirtz: Oh, a joke about the commercial break. Candace: [climbing into the rocket, annoyed] Brothers! No no no no no! - and how soon can you leave? Candace, didn't you have the engine running when we were talking on the video phone? Mom: [they walk around the corner to see a frozen t-rex] Well you're right, Candace. [he and Ferb hug Candace]. type: 'profile', Oh they're coming your way. She's gone. No? One last day in the sun, let's have some serious fun. I got a new vocation, you heard it here first. Major Monogram: Well, let's get down to brass tacks or whatever it is tacks are made of these days. It's kinda cute, like kindergarten. Baljeet: You will be most gratified! } Continue with Recommended Cookies. He tells fans that Ferb is just short for Ferbs, which Vanessa calls Ferb in the episode "Act Your Age," which takes place in the future. Maybe we should make a list!" It's Norm! I'm all up in their grill and they don't have a clue! He's going to eat you. ", Ferb Fletcher's quote: "While ice cream is made from dairy products and turned vigorously with air, sorbet is made entirely out of fancy people." Candace: [as their tree house is attacked] What now? [opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka] Come in, Perry. Candace: Uh, that looks like a foot print from the beast that tried to eat me alive! Grandpa Clyde: Candace, honey. Baljeet: Hey, Buford. 'Cause I'm evil. [the gi-ants boot Candace out as their queen]. Heck, we can even ford a strea. Candace Yes we are/Yes I am. But there's still a scoop. Phineas: Hi, mom. Phineas: [in space seeing a satellite] You know, if that thing crashes to Earth, Candace is in charge. You watch! [everyone looks at Baljeet]. Carl: I'm evil for extra credit, yeah, that's right. Baljeet: My only regret is that I spent so much time on the wrong side. Phineas Flynn, "Major Monogram: Ahh, Agent P. Sorry about the tight fit but they're on the metric system." It belonged to my mentor, Professor Destructicon. [Ferb does a Vulcan nerve pinch and Buford falls over, unconscious]. Candace: Ahhh! All you need is the first part, and then you will have a WHOLE joke. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus is out of the picture. I've been looking for one of those forever! I decided to seize the day with both hands and a mop. Malifishmertz: A-ha! Dad: Ah, there's the rub right next to the pair o' ducks! Phineas: [after franken-Perry leaves the castle] Oh great! Candace: The dry cleaners switched my clothes with some goth chick! Vanessa: [Looks at certificate's price tag] Anybody with $15, they do Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Snatches certificate from her] OK, that's enough looking. It's my it's my handle. Stacy: [looking over their machines] Try pulling some levers! But you know what? Shoo! Phineas: Great! From what we've seen so far, I think a little blind faith is called for. Madam Flynn. Think of all the practical applications a caveman can have in the modern world. You know, he's fluffy and he looks like he's got pants. of the "What does he do?" ", Phineas Flynn: "Ferb, youre usually so focused. Phineas: Yeah, I guess I could smack a little gob myself. Phineas: Goodbye! [between a chorus of Canaces singing "I gave up!"]. [awkward silence]. Get a job, thinky-boy! But I must say that, in retrospect, you were being quite overt. The fez was weird, though. It is the "Why does he do what he does?" Uncle Sabu: [the kids find Baljeet's uncle in the Himalayas, sitting cross-legged in the snow] Ah, Baljeet and friends, I was expecting you. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Norm, what did you do, you big garbage disposal? But I'll bet, with a little effort and some unstable uranium isotopes, we can make them that much fun! | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb, "Ah Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. At what time? Phineas Flynn: I like to keep moving forward., Ferb Fletcher: Sharks have to continue to move forward, or theyll drown., Buford van Stomm: You callin me a shark?, Ferb Fletcher: Well, he was all up in my face., 21. What do you think Isabella? I mean, how often does THAT happen when you really need it? Seriously, does that inspire you to do anything other than ice fish? Mom: [taking a picture] Smile boys ooh, you look so cute. [sees Doofenshmirtz being chased by the tree bigfoots, screams and runs into the house]. Ridin', ropin', brandin'. Mom: [to Candace] And you're not crazy because? 1. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [on her cellphone, wearing Candace's clothes] I can't believe it, Lacey. Phineas Flynn: Ferb, youre usually so focused. Jeremy: I can't say I've seen better posture. Phineas: And it happens to the very same foot print that's fossilized in the museum. [they take off, still making the dance motions with their hands]. Ginger Hirano: Don't make me open a can of whipped cream on you! Phineas: You know what I like about our friends? Phineas: Yes. I'm evil for extra credit! Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: No. Dad: [about Candace, while watching tv] Oh, now where'd she go? We are the only ones who control our time, and were the only ones who can make it worthwhile. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Why do we always see cow skulls in the desert?
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